Evangeline:


Date of death: 21st December 1937

Chipboard Poem:
Shards of a broken mirror
Left Evangeline a disgrace
Seven years of bad luck
Is written all over her face

Death Certificate:
"Mirror Mirror on the wall
How much bad luck can you install?"
"Seven years of terror you will befall
On this broken face of a doll."

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Iris:


Date of death: 20th May 1964, 12:00 AM

Chipboard Poem:
With a quick glance or a long stare
She fills you with a sense of despair
It's an ugly affliction with which you've been struck
Her evil eye has cast you a spell of bad luck

Death Certificate:
Being a voyeur of the wicked cost her so dearly
She died seeing all that was evil so clearly
Now she is back from the dead anew
Looking to share her cursed point of view

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Jacob:


Date of death: 16th October 1958

Chipboard Poem:
Jacob and his ladder
Bad luck they deliver
When it comes to suffering
He's such a little giver.

Death Certificate:
Jacob with his ladder
Climbed right out of hell
Now he carries it with him
Wherever he does dwell
For those who walk beneath it
Bad luck through the years
Them and all their loved ones
In an ocean full of tears.

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Morgana:


Date of death: 1830

Chipboard Poem:
Morgana does what she can to insult the sun
Opening an umbrella indoors is her idea of fun
She'd rather hide from its rays and watch the darkness fall
As she soaks up the night, bad luck and all

Death Certificate:
It is said when an umbrella is dropped in a house
A murder will be certain to follow
Some find this rare superstition
An incredibly hard pill to swallow
But Morgana can tell you first hand,
And this should come as no shock,
She was repeatedly beaten with her umbrella
And now lies six feet below in a box

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Simone:


Date of death: 22nd February 2005

Chipboard Poem:
Clawing up her nightgown
Hear it hiss and moan
Nothing scares her more
Poor petrified Simone.

Death Certificate:
Upon her nightgown
Its long black claws did latch
So allergic, her breath stolen
With a single scratch.

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