Alison Crux:


Date of death: 4th April 1944, 4:44PM

Chipboard Poem:
Ushering lost souls to the other side
Is a job in which she takes great pride
To the final resting place Alison holds the key
But where that may be knows not she.

Death Certificate:
Alison loved to play in revolving doors
Until one day she got stuck
No one saw her on the floor
Of all the rotten luck.

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Daisy Slae:


Date of death: 31st May 1996

Chipboard Poem:
She thought that nature was so pretty
Even gentile and pure
But the deep dark depths of the wilderness
Proved more then she could endure

Death Certificate:
The elements claimed her slowly
And she ceased to sing and play
But to spite natural law
And the powers that be
She arose from the dead…Daisy Slae

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Dee K.:


Date of death: 18th April 1858

Chipboard Poem:
A well-mannered little ghoul
With a crooked set of undead teeth
Fitted with a set of braces that
Outshine the stench that lies beneath

Death Certificate:
Sweet little rotten Dee K.
Loved to finger paint throughout the day
In her victim's blood she would dip her finger
And draw putrid scenes of the bodies that linger

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greGORY:


Date of death: 14th July 1956

Chipboard Poem:
greGORY the ventriloquist
had an act that was rather crummy
Through one of fate's little twists
It is now he who is the dummy

Death Certificate:
With a gag over his mouth and a chopped off hand
The Great greGORY has lost all control
He channeled the dead through his dummy
And they are taking over his mind, body and soul

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Jasper:


Date of death: 21st February 2005

Chipboard Poem:
Jasper was a solipist, that is to say
She believed the world lived in her head
And since all she desired was mass genocide
Jasper just had to turn up dead

Death Certificate:
She thinks she was resurrected
So the world could go on living
Suicide to end them all
Is the gift she keeps on giving

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