Blue:


Date of death: 9th March 2005

Chipboard Poem:
So sad in plaid,
Her fate upon her chest.
Bored with this world,
Unable to find rest.

Death Certificate:
She missed the ones
Who had left her,
So she held her breath
Until true blue.
Soon she was to find out
This simply wouldn't do;
These antics became a bore.
Craving her beloved dead,
She drank a cup of bleach
And laid down in her bed.

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Dawn:


Date of death: 20th April 1979

Chipboard Poem:
At sun up she started to rise,
With rotted flesh & vacant eyes.
She has no thoughts, and feels no pain;
Her sole motivation is to eat your brain.

Death Certificate:
Bit by a zombie, she died and was put in the ground.
At first light the next day she was walking around.
She'll chomp on the living 'til they splatter a bunch.
Flesh, entrails and gray matter, she likes to munch.
Awake from her dirt nap, with not even a yawn,
She arose and is known as Dead little Dawn.

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Elisa Day:


Date of death: 20th February 1996

Chipboard Poem:
With a soft and sweet kiss,
Tears filled her eyes.
A figure of innocence,
That soon met her demise.

Death Certificate:
From the wound in her head,
The red blood does flow.
She was found down by the river,
Where the red roses grow.

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Purdy:


Date of death: 4th February 1968

Chipboard Poem:
With her bloody brain exposed,
She's still pretty adorable.
But the things she's capable of
Are truly so darned horrible.

Death Certificate:
Clumsy in her bunny slippers, she tripped and bumped her head
No one cared to inform her that she was close to dead
They tried to open her skull to relieve her swelling brain
But despite all their efforts, Purdy died in vain.
Now she roams the hospital, in a ghostly daze
Haunting sick little dolls, with her undead gaze.

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Toxic Molly:


Date of death: 25th April 1986

Chipboard Poem:
With all the pollutants that she sucked in,
Toxic Molly gave herself a vow.
She would continue to breathe in the life that she loved,
But not even her gasmask can save her now.

Death Certificate:
After all the mass cremation
Bringing about man's damnation,
Toxic Molly survived the devastation
And is reborn again through radiation.

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