Dahlia:


Date of death: 15th January 1947, 10:03AM

Chipboard Poem:
Cast - Dahlia
Play - Series 5
Director - Ed Long & Damien Glonek
Scene - Little Dahlia wanted to be on the big screen,
As she would find out the scene was quite mean.
On the morning they found her she had been cut in two,
Just who had done this nobody knew.

Death Certificate:
Name of deceased: Dahlia
Sex: Female
Next of kin: N/A
Date and time of death: 1/15/1947 10:03AM
Last known occupation: Odd Jobs
Cause of death: Bisection
Notes: Lack of blood and body fluids
at crime scene indicates bisection occurred
at a different and unknown location.

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Hollywood:


Date of death: 29th June 1967, 4:07AM

Chipboard Poem:
Cast - Hollywood
Play - Series 5
Director - Ed Long & Damien Glonek
Scene - Hollywood was a famous glamour gal.
She liked to race around with her rich promoter Sal.
But late one night this resulted in their death,
For the brakes have been cut by a stalker named Seth.

Death Certificate:
Name of deceased: Hollywood
Sex: Female
Next of kin: N/A
Date of death: 6/29/1967 4:07AM
Last known occupation: Actress
Cause of death: Massive Head Trauma
Notes: Massive trauma to head and skull from steering column, death on impact.

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Jezebel:


Date of death: 29th January 1999, 2:47AM

Chipboard Poem:
Cast - Jezebel
Play - Series 5
Director - Ed Long & Damien Glonek
Scene - Jezebel was a runaway who lived on the street
Saddened by the sound of her own heartbeat
With a razor in hand it was all just too much
Her body fell fast, ice cold to the touch.

Death Certificate:
Name of deceased: Jezebel
Sex: Female
Next of kin: N/A
Date and time of death: 1/29/1999 2:47AM
Last known occupation: Entertainer
Cause of death: Suicide
Notes: Lacerations on forearms are
apparently self-inflicted and
caused severe loss of blood.

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Siren:


Date of death: 4th October 1970, 10:05PM

Chipboard Poem:
Cast - Siren
Play - Series 5
Director - Ed Long & Damien Glonek
Scene - Siren was an untimely singer
Whose voice it was said sure could linger.
Until the night she was sewn into silence.
Her song abruptly ended with a fierce act of violence.

Death Certificate:
Name Of Deceased: Siren
Sex: Female
Next of kin: N/A
Date of death: 10/4/1970 10:05PM
Last known occupation: Vocalist
Cause of death: Strangulation
Notes: Look of fear on victim's face implies mouth may have been stitched shut while still alive.

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Vincent Vaude:


Date of death: 31st October 1926, 1:26PM

Chipboard Poem:
Cast - Vincent Vaude
Play - Series 5
Director - Ed Long & Damien Glonek
Scene - He dreamed of performing on the grand old stage,
An amazing escape artist of a tender young age.
So small Vincent Vaude locked himself in a trunk,
By the time someone found him his body sure stunk.

Death Certificate:
Name of deceased: Vincent Vaude
Sex: Male
Next of kin: N/A
Date and time of death: 10/31/1926 1:26PM
Last known occupation: Escape Artist
Cause of death: Suffocation
Notes: Asphyxiation due to lack of sufficient oxygen.
Scarring on lung tissue and broken blood vessels in facial area.

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