Bride of Valentine:



Date of death: 4th February 1929, 10:30AM

Chipboard Poem:
She holds for you
In her hand,
A broken heart
That has been damned.

Death Certificate:
This cold unloved bride
Was stitched together with spare parts.
The only thing they left out of her
Was a warm, still beating heart.

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Lilith:



Date of death: 27th December 1476, 3:34PM

Chipboard Poem:
Only a stake or sun
Will kill this beast.
For on your blood
She will feast.

Death Certificate:
Lilith loved all things goth,
Which forced her way into eternal sloth.
Now she's damned to wake each night,
To feast on blood till morning light.

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Lottie:



Date of death: 11th February 1963, 9:13AM

Chipboard Poem:
She comes with an umbrella To help keep out the sun.
Now that everything is dark,
Her playtime has begun.

Death Certificate:
Lottie ate a pound of aspirin
That went straight to her head.
She pretended they were sweets
Instead of treats for the dead.

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Schitzo:



Date of death: 13th November 1923, 12:01AM

Chipboard Poem:
He'll hand out balloons,
Then lop off your head.
He's playful and witty,
And also quite dead.

Death Certificate:
On the midway of Hell
Schitzo died of laughter.
Now he turns each show
Into a bloody disaster.

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Sheena:



Date of death: 15th April 2001, 2:40PM

Chipboard Poem:
Risen from the ashes
Of a furious sound,
This little one
Will always remain underground.

Death Certificate:
Diving off the stage,
Sheena landed on her head.
She has risen from the grave,
Because punk's not dead.

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